How do we even begin to decide who gives and who receives first? Oh, but it’s meant for both heads to have a go at the same time.

So I give you a blow job with my nose slammed against your testicles while you go down on me with your nose up my ass. Where is the FUN in that?! The 69 position is such an over hyped, glorified bull crap. Give me doggy-style anytime, man…

The biggest hooray:

That I don’t get some pubic hair sticking right out my tongue as I try my best to look like I’m really enjoying it.

The biggest blupper:

A quiet fart right out your asshole with my nose dived in between your balls.

Sex-o-Meter Rating: 1/10

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